Off-roading is inherently dangerous.
Every day I get to drive my Tacoma is a win.
Dealer 1: We received your inquiry. We have the 2021 Tacoma 4WD available and attached it for you to review.
Me: Hello, I am specifically looking for a 2022 Tacoma TRD Off Road 4×4 Double Cab Long Bed in Lunar Rock with the Advanced Technology Package and LED Headlights and Fog Lights.
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Dealer 2: I see that you were interested in a 2022 Toyota Tacoma 4WD TRD Off Road stock number 82483. The Tacoma that you did pick is already reserved for someone else. Are you open to any other colors or packages?
Me: No.
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Dealer 3: We appreciate your inquiry regarding the 2022 Tacoma 4WD TRD Off Road (Y0133). It is available at this time and is scheduled to arrive at our dealership within the next few days. I have attached a spec sheet for your review.
Me: This looks to be exactly what I want. Do you think it will arrive this weekend?
Dealer 3: The 2022 Lunar Rock Tacoma TRD off road arrived a few hours ago and is fully prepped for immediate purchase. When can you make it down to the dealership?
Me: I can be there Saturday morning.
Dealer 3: Sorry, someone just drove off the lot with it. But we have another one on delivery. If you are interested, please come down to the dealership and put a deposit.
Me: 🤔
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Dealer 4: Thank you for your interest in a new Tacoma. Great choice on the Lunar Rock Off Road. It is still available! How can I help you?
Me: Yes I am looking specifically for a Lunar Rock TRD off road Double Cab 6′ bed with the technology and premium package. Does the one in stock have LED headlights with the sequential turn signal?
Dealer 4: It does not. The sequential turn signal is only available on the TRD Pro. It has projector-beam-headlights with LED Daytime Running Lights (DRL) and integrated wide-angle fog lights.
Me: 🤔
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Me: Hello, I’m calling about the Lunar Rock Tacoma you have listed as available on your website.
Dealer 5: Unfortunately the one posted on the website is already pre-reserved. You are looking for a diamond.
Me:🤦
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Dealer 6: I believe this is the vehicle you are looking for, I did attached the vehicle specs with this email.
Me: Shut up and take my money!