YOU’RE FULL OF 💩

 

I’m so full of sh*t 🤣 :

I got annoyed when my coworkers were a few minutes late for a meeting they were supposed to facilitate. A day later, I was a few minutes late for my meeting I was supposed to facilitate. 

Why are these people always on vacation and long term leave? They are never working!
Me: Works so much I desperately need vacation and would even take long term unpaid leave. 

I told people that I wouldn’t buy a new car and park it outside. I questioned why my neighbor bought a used car instead of a new one. And he told me it was because he didn’t want to buy a new car and park it outside.

I don’t go to the doctors! I think doctors are useless!
Me: Goes to doctors when feeling extremely sick. 

Ewww this gym equipment has sweat on it. Gross.
After I wiped it. I used it, and my own sweat was on it. 

The weather forecast is whack!
*Checks forecast constantly* 

Birthday parties are lame!
Me: Wants cake for birthday and a party. 

I asked my neighbors what they were doing this weekend.
I was going on a weekend adventure and my neighbor said he was babysitting. I thought that was lame. The next week I was sitting at home bored and I was looking for some kids to play with. 

I got mad at my friend for bailing out on dinner again. Why can he never make it?! Are we not important enough for him?! 🙄 I made him plan the next one. I ended up bailing on that one for another dinner.

Oh my god you’re completely full of sh*t bro! 🤦🏻‍♂️ 

I don’t use social media. Facebook is the worst!
Me: Re-joins Facebook to join groups and find new friends. 

There is way too much online content nowadays! It’s overwhelming and damaging to our mental health! 
Me: *Creates content, has own website, posts photos, and publishes articles* 

When my family had a day care downstairs, I would often get annoyed at all the noise. When the day care closed, I wanted to have kids to play with.

There was a girl. I wasn’t interested. She started to date another guy. Then I got jealous and wanted her desperately.

Some girls liked me. I only saw them as friends. I liked some girls. They only saw me as a friend. I got hurt.

I don’t need anybody! I’m completely independent! I can do everything by myself! 
*Feels lonely sometimes*

A bunch of my coworkers were getting sick. I told myself, I’ve been getting plenty of sleep and exercising! I’m not gonna get sick!
A week later, I called in sick.  

People in China are worst off than us. They have suicide nets. They work 365 days a year. No breaks. We have time off, we are way more flexible. We make more money. Our country is better!
Me: Had suicidal ideations.

Who do you think you are?!! 🤨 Get the f*ck out of here 👉🏼 with your punk ass ego! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Never ever think you are better than someone else. Because you aren’t. The people who you think you are better than, you actually need to be more of.

The coworker who does bare minimum but who has no stress. 

The friend who doesn’t make much money but gets to have fun all the time. 

The fisherman who’s out there just fooling around not expecting to catch anything. 

The sibling who stays home all day and plays video games but is not exhausted all the time.

The little kids who are having fun in 1 foot of whitewater.

 

November 10, 2023 | Bombshell Revelations